I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
dude your girlfriend is running naked down the hall with a raw chicken taped to her stomach saying this is what I'll look like pregnant...run far far away
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
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