i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
St Patricks day needs to be raged like youve never raged before. Like youre in the desert and it starts raining beer. Like it's the day the announced the 21st amendment (which is the one that ended prohibition)
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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