Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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