Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
He said I was really mad at him on Friday. Dude I fell asleep in all my clothes and shoes, with my flashlight on, on my phone... I could have been mad at the wall. It wasn't my classiest day.
my roommate was being a bitch so I changed my Netflix password on her. 21st century slap in the face ladies and gentleman
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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