dude i'm inner monologue high
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
The EMTs said they would give me as many blankets as I wanted if I didn't pee in the ambulance. They even turned on the sirens.
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
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