i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
i told him the only way i'd fuck him was if he saved me during the zombie apocolypse and took me to a tastefully decorated yet impenetrable hideout.
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