I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
Just had the best idea EVER: start a mead brewing/dispensery business! WE CAN BREW IT IN MY GIANT CLOSET, AND NEVER BE SOBER AGAIN.
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
So, I just ordered a breathalyzer for this weekend. I figured if I'm getting shitfaced, I should at least be scientific about it.
Randomize
