Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
Just realized I probably only have one more wedding where I can say I fucked the bride.
No he's great. He's trying to do "sexy stuff" for me now, which is pretty hilarious. He stirred my daiquiri with his penis last night. He also tied a bouquet of flowers around it.
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
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