My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
I couldn't really understand you because you were really quiet and I said "I don't know what you're saying, it's kind of a big mumble" and you said "that sums up my life"
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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