k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
I just pulled back the shower curtain to reveal Cinnamon Toast Crunch and a spoon in the bathtub. Ambien is a hell of a drug.
I was not drunk enough for that final.
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