Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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