i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
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