I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
His glasses broke on the way to the bar aNd he ended up talking to this butterface all night. I didn't have the heart to tell him
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
Why would I send you a picture of it when I could just steal the gnome and put it in your bed with you? Admit it, he looks just like gnomeo!
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
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