Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
No one would take shots with Caroline so she asked the bartender for like 20 jagerbombs and then shouted "JAGERBOMBS FOR HOMELESS ANIMALS BENEFIT" and everyone started doing them with her
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
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