Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
You drank almost the entire bottle of everclear and wanted to walk around. I guess your best friends sister is a cop and you wanted her to arrest you like the lil wayne song.... so sorry dude.
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday.
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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