Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
If I don't quit picking up guys when I'm drunk, I'm going to need a vagina transplant.
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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