do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
If Ritalin and Plan B had an illegitimate child it would smell like me.
i told him my stretch marks were scars from a jellyfish sting........he totally bought it
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
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