she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
When a guy wants to eat something off you and then comes back with microwaved strudel and custard, back the fuck out. I have apple-chunk burns on my tits.
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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