Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
Randomize
