I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
My dad is sitting where you rode me
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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