Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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