Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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