Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
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