why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
so i was pissing and the phone rang but i forgot i was pissing so i just ran to answer the phone. it was too late when i realized
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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