I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
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