you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
i said cake fell into my bra, you stood up and yelled "Im coming soldier", leaped acrossed the couch and started motorboating my boobs. i would have been cool with it if your mom didnt keep calling me the "lesbiainizer"
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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