i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
Uh I almost got the bride to go down on me. I'm the smoothest maid of honor ever.
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
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