So I'm at the Chevron by your house. I need a condom and a couch.
Together?
Preferably.
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
It's not my fault. Someone keeps buying me tequila shots. Idk who. But every time I look down there's another. I think there's a conspiracy.
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
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