Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
This wedding is gonna be a disaster. I already had to turn down one of the groomsmen who offered me $100 to sleep with him next wknd.
Too low?
Yes.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
I don't deserve a penis
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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