So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
Also I'm very proud of th fact that I walked my dog before bed. Drunk dog walking should be an Olympic sport; it takes SKILLS.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
Post that event on your timeline
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
Hot guy next to me on the flight lives near my grandparents. There’s a 100% chance I end up drunk and naked in his hot tub
Happy Thanksgiving to me!!!
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