Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
i'm watching a show about a girl who died from masterbating with a carrot. A FUCKING CARROT, EMILY! YOU NEED TO BE CAREFUL!
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
I bet you my entire life savings of $0 that there's a Doctor Who porn parody and that it features the sonic screwdriver being inserted into some cavities
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
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