Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
soo... how was my night?
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
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