You're completely useless in the revolution.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
i lost my phone in the process of getting a condom out of my hair
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
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