Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
Im at target. Idk why I'm buying condoms AND a tutu for my cat. No one who dresses their cat up has ever gotten laid.
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
Went into Walmart to get a pregnancy test. Came out with a beta fish and chocolate.
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
I'm drinking vodka out of a water bottle at work. Am I really the best person to come to for life advice?
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
I'm definitely drunk. At the gyno. On my birthday. Life is a joooooooke
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
Randomize
