dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
You tried to convince me you were sober by doing jumping jacks. For an hour.
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
That isn't the worst part. It got a bazillion times more awkward when he read me a poem he wrote about his dead cat.
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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