North Korea, Best Korea!
He looked me in the chest and said "I think I was visited by the titty fairy last night"
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
hahaha! you have a girlfriend
tell that to the new girl at work who i screwed on the washing machine today...
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
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