Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
meet me or not, i'm out of control
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
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