I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
Randomize
