Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
I woke up this morning and thought "Im sure I've seen this house in a porno" and instantly googlemapped myself
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
Sorry, not ignoring you.. We broke open the other piñata left from cinco de mayo and it was filled with condoms, mini booze bottles, and those little party horn things you blow into. You'll forgive me when we're fucking for days with all these free condoms.
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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