White coat. Heels.
i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
So they're giving me a CT scan because I probably have a hernia. From getting a BJ from you. Really. This may be a pivotal moment in my decision to write a book about my life
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
Stop whining I left you with whiskey
YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE.
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
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