We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
The fool I made of myself at the Ugly Christmas Sweater party last night was surpassed this morning when I walk of shamed 6 miles at 7am with one mysterious wet leg and no pants on. I think my mom saw me and waved.
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
Sorry, Geoff can’t come to his phone right now. He’s outside trying to show his dick to a bachelorette party bus with “DTF” written on the windows
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