It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
Girl last night got so wet when I was going on down her it flooded up my nose. I nearly drown
I'm at my inlaws playing Scrabble. Go Fuck Yourself.
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
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