I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
I just did a booty-call caliber shave job in preparation for this weekend. Fuck being ladylike; I'm tryna get LAID-ylike
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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