Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
my mom told me that she didn't count me in the census because im a waste of life anyway.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
I found someone's tooth on the stairs when I was vacuuming, and my sister found a catheter in the men's bathroom... this cleaning job is dangerous
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
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