Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
I really hope you get sexually violated by a pterodactyl tonight.
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
Found your dick twin last night
I have a breathe right strip stuck to my forehead, several inexplicable bruises and I think someone tried to paint my nails with glue, but I still have my Santa hat. I'm gonna call this one a success.
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
Randomize
