Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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