I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
two more shots til everyone in this club gets to see my cesarean scars.
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
Fuck Sunday funday. Fuck real pants. Fuck the sun. Fuck Jameson. Fuck my life. Yes, I am hungover as shit sitting in my office eating bacon.
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
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