honey bunches of taint.
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
I saw an Asian dude carrying a patchwork denim purse get into a car with two rednecks at the grocery store tonight. Imagine what I could have seen if I had actually done something interesting.
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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