i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
My wife googled 'purchase vibrator.' Not sure if I should be excited or offended.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
The only thing that makes a night with half a bottle of cheap vodka is the other half of that bottle of cheap vodka.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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