Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
After I gave him a handjob for a half an hour he told me I should be a taxidermist. I'm gonna take it as a compliment.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
Did I seriously answer the door for a home delivery of weed from you and your boss while wearing last night's 80s rockstar face paint?
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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