Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
just got pizza delivered to the hot tub. its easier than i thought to be this lazy
Question: why is there a dildo glued to my kitchen table?
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
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