throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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